What had brought Akbar and Jeff together was a shared

 fascination with the Agenda 21 conspiracy theory.  It was

undoubtedly the best conspiracy theory to come along 

since the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral

Commission, the Illuminati, Area 51, or the one about

Adolf Hitler becoming a Nazi because, due to a 

circumcision error during his Jewish phase, his left 

testicle was accidentally cut off.