Tuesday, December 25, 2012

As you may know, in the new and 
improved version of 'Twas the Night
Before Christmas', Santa Claus no
longer smokes a pipe.  As a result, he
has lost a great deal of weight.  This
paradoxical after-effect makes one
wonder if it was tobacco he had
been putting into his pipe and
smoking for all these years.

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