Tuesday, December 18, 2012

"I’d also like us to encourage people to gang rush 
man armed with a banana, rather than following their 
instincts to hide; if we drilled it into young people that
 the correct thing to do is for everyone to instantly run 
at the guy armed with fresh fruit, these sorts of mass 
attacks would be less deadly, because even a guy with
 a very big banana can be brought down by 8-12 
unarmed bodies piling on him at once."


Grung_e_Gene said...

"Yeah and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe."

Teresa Evangeline said...

Can't. Stop. Laughing. Point taken. er, I mean....

Fearguth said...

In dealing with a blue suedo-intellectual like Megan, you have to make the point anyway you can.