Elon Muskmelonhead Dodges Questions About Failed

Twitter Deal, Focuses Instead on Colonizing Mars as 

'Civilization Life Insurance'

Claudius Ptolemy Sez:  "Your cosmology is

 not worth a fig, Newton!"

"Tonight, I'll be showing you how to defend yourselves against 

anyone who attacks you with a piece of fresh fruit."

Ted Cruz Hypnotizing a Kumquat

Always approach funny fruit with caution.

Remember Strawberry Alarm Clock?

The Serpent Reacts to Eve Taking a Bite Out of

the Forbidden Fruit

Mike Pompeo Checkmates Himself While Wearing a 

Cabela's Hoodie and Eating Dried Pineapple

"Faux fruit?"

"No, faux pas."

The rotten fruit doesn't fall far 

from the tree.

What America needs most right now is a principled leader.

Zoot Froot

The Manchurian Canteloupe

Chancellor Merkel had suffered from Fructophobia

since she was a child.

Prelapsarian Conservatives a Moment Before They Ate 

the Forbidden Fruit from the Trumpnik Tree

GOP Srategist Challenges Republican Party Leadership to

 'Grow a Pear'

How to Tell the Difference Between

a Superhero and a Fruitcake

Mike Pence Petting a Kiwi

Sean Spicer's clever use of camouflage, his ability to blend 

into his environment, renders him virtually invisible.

Low-Hanging Fruit