Said to Make King Kong Look Like a Piker

Mask of Kabuki

"Beam me up, Scotty, there's nothing

but aliens from Venus down here."

In a last ditch attempt to overturn the results of the

2020 Presidential Election, Rudy Giuliani deployed

his secret weapon, the Hello Kitty Hentai Gambit.

Those who know Ted say his Hiroo Onada

impersonation is even better than his Joe

McCarthy impression.

Patient Zero

The Japanese word for Divine Wind was Kamikaze.

Deadlier Than the Japanese Surprise Attack

 on Pearl Harbor

Godzilla Berates Tokyo Residents for 

Dying Like Cowards

Inspired by the Trump Administration, the International 

Olympic Committee has added 'Scamming the Rubes' 

as a demonstration sport to the 2020 Olympic Summer 

Games in Tokyo.

​99 and 44⁄100ths Pure Kabuki

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #6

At the G20 Summit, one option was not on the table.

Some say it's that LEATHER Pheromone Cologne 

by Intense for Men™ which explains Trump's

 naughty behavior.

Neither of the oil tankers purportedly attacked 

by Iran in the Gulf of Oman belongs to an American

 company.  One belongs to a Norwegian company, 

the other to a Japanese company.  So, if anyone has 

an interest in starting a war with Iran, shouldn't 

it be Norway and/or Japan?

London Protests Hidden from Trump Like

the USS John McCain in Japan

Trump Needed a Safe Space to Keep from Melting

The White House asked the US Navy to conduct

the Philadelphia Experiment last week whereby the 

USS John McCain was rendered invisible during 

Trump’s visit to Japan.

Trump Places 2nd in Grown-Men-in-Diapers Trophy

Deadlift Competition

Trump Seizes Japan's Grown-Men-in-Diapers Trophy

Trump Receives Grown-Men-in-Diapers Trophy