Taliban Saint Remembered for Diligence in

Keeping People Off the Grass

Green Green Grass of His Old Kentucky Home

Observers say the most exciting event at the 11th 

annual Emerald Cup in northern California was 

watching the grass grow.

Our dining choices this week include Fukushima Octopus and

Tifton 85, the genetically-modified bermuda grass

which produces cyanide gas.

Of Chris Christie, it hath been said,  "He doesn't let 

grass grow under his feet:  it's too shady there."

"Yes, I'm a snake.  But, did you notice?

No grass!"

Nearly-Naughty British Wit

"Are you almost finished mowing the roof, dear?"

Boy Detained for Plucking Last Blade of Grass in Afghanistan

World's Worst Jobs #66

Afghani Greenskeeper

Survey Finds Many Turks Looking for Greener Pastures,

But Not Finding Any