"Trump has become deeply suspicious of being surveilled 

and that those close to him could be wearing wires."

While  you're listening to the mockingbird,

the mockingbird is listening to you.

Michael Flynn Sez:  "These are real people, these are real things. 

They have an intent to have a New World Order. They have an 

intent to track every single one of us, and they use it under 

the skin. They use a means by which its under the skin."

The Lockheed Martin X-62 Surveillance Pigeon

How We Know What We Know About the Nativity

"Tell me more how Obama may have used 'microwaves that 

turn into cameras' to spy on Trump.  Incidentally, you're not 

pretty in pink, either."

"Looks to me like the CIA has hacked your TV."

Holy Phone Bugging, Batman!

What Trump doesn't know is that when

Obama was tapping his phone, Putin was

tapping Obama tapping him.

Der Trumpenführer Sez: “You're pretty smart, right?  

People move into a house a block down the road, you 

know who’s going in. You can see and you denounce 

them to the local Gestapo. That's the best way. You've 

got to do it. Most likely you’ll be wrong, but that’s OK."

Report of Rand Paul Slaying the Patriot Act with 

Five Smooth Stones Greatly Exaggerated

"Hello, I'm Barbie and I want to learn more about you.

So talk to me and I promise not to tell The Elf on the Shelf."

Drone That Landed on White House Lawn Said

to Have Originated in NSA Hive

'Candid Camera' used to be just a TV show.  

We all now live in it.

Army Deploys $1 Billion Gospel

Blimp Over District of Columbia

Joseph Epstein's ears double as NSA listening posts on the

Fourteenth Day of Zappadan.

Do you suppose the Palins and the Nugents know that

the Elf on the Shelf works for the NSA?

 "As you can see from these surveillance photographs, 

Michael Brown was armed with deadly cigars BEFORE he 

used them to assault Officer Darren Wilson.  You can only

imagine what Brown did with them when Officer Wilson

was finally compelled to shoot him more times than Jason

Voorhees was shot in Friday the 13th."

How the President Creates His Watchlist of Students

Suspected of Cheating on Their Constitutional Law Exams

John Brennan Sez:  “As far as the allegations of the CIA

 hacking into Senate computers, nothing could be further

 from the truth.  We wouldn’t do that. I mean, that’s just 

beyond the, you know, the scope of reason in terms of 

what we do.”

[Time to change the name to 

Central Insidious Agency.]