Trump's Supreme Court Justice Pageant, 2018

[Women's Division]

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot

Bikini Protests Elimination of Miss America

Swimsuit Competition

Miss Alternate Universe

When she used racial slurs on Facebook, was Karlie Hay

angling to become Trump Trophy Wife #4?

Temple Taggart (Miss Utah, 1997)  Sez:  "He kissed me

 directly on the lips. I thought, 'Oh my God, gross.' "

Miss Canada's 'national costume' for 

the Miss Universe beauty pageant was

created in strict compliance with the

Law of the Preponderance of the 

Means Over the End.

"Miss Universe Selfie Causes International Uproar"

"Remember Carrie Prejean?"

"No."

"Excellent!" 

White Fox-American Outraged That Brown 

Indian-American Won Miss America

If you have a hard time remembering Carrie Prejean's

name, you might consider using a mnemonic, like

 'Former Miss California with a Subsidized Boob Job'.

Tokyo Beware!

Transgender Miss Universe Canada Proves More 

Than Beauty Is Skin Deep

Just as Carl Sagan once said, "There are billions and

billions of Miss Universes."

Only two Miss USA contestants attribute the changes in

Bristol Palin's face to Evolution. The other 49 attribute

the changes to Intelligent Design.

Miss San Antonio Stripped of Crown for

Becoming Taco Belle

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #6

Daniel Pipes Leering at Rima Fakih

Islamofascists Unveil Secret Weapon

Rima Fakih almost lost her composure when someone

in the audience yelled, "Debbie Schlussel sucks and

Daniel Pipes blows!"

What does Kelsey Moore, Miss Texas USA, tell Louie

Gohmert about our society? “An absolute breakdown

in morality," he says. "And when you lose morality, you

get economic chaos. And when you have economic chaos,

historically, people have always been willing to give up

liberty. And that’s what we’re seeing.” [Among other things.]

May Be Too Intense for Some Viewers