Why do NeoNazis keep stealing Bart Alsbrook's identity?

Norwegian Nobel Committee Became Suspicious

When the Nominator Identified Himself as

'Albert Schweitzer'

George Pataki is so nondescript that if his identity 

were stolen, no one would notice.

Did Russian mobsters steal Tom Cotton's identity and sell

 it on the black market to Iran?  Is he the 'Manchurian

Candidate' for our time?

That data breach actually hit 70 million customers.  Do you

suppose that's why it's called 'Target'?

Michigan Woman Arrested for Identity Theft,

Impersonating a Virgin

"But, Mr. Koch, Ian Murphy says he would steal the

identity of Jack the Ripper way before he would try

to steal yours."

No matter how easy he tried to make it, no
one wanted to steal Mahmoud's identity.

Imagine that a gang of Identity Thieves came in overnight and stole

everything that Superman used to protect: Truth, Justice, and the

American Way. What would you call this gang?

The Bush Administration

A nationwide identity theft ring, which specialized in stealing the

political identities of John McCain, has been smashed. More than

a dozen of his identities--all different--have been recovered so far.