Truth in Advertising #14

The Peters Principle

If you've seen one warmonger,

you've seen them all.

Fox News Contributors Given Two-Week Suspensions for 

‘Pussy,’ ‘Shit’ Comments Aimed at Obama; "Next Time They 

Diss Obama They Must Say 'Kitty Cat' and '#2'," 

a Spokesman Said

Nobody ever called Jesus a 'pussy'.

Ralph Peters Chosen to Be President of the 

He-Man Putin-Lovers Club

Lt. Col. Ralph Peters Sez:  "It's not our soldiers posing with

 body parts that's the problem.  It's the bad photography!"

"I understand, Lieutenant-Colonel Peters, that whenever

you are asked to stand up and be counted, you're often not

counted because you're so short it looks like you're still

sitting down."

Very gradually, Ralph Peters began to suspect that

even he had 'leftist tendencies'.

In print, Lt. Col. Ralph Peters sounds like
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. In person,
he looks like Percy Dovetonsils.

World's Worst Yobs #113
Ralph Peters

This retired Lt. Col. advocates taking no

terrorists as prisoners of war. "Kill'em all,"

he says. That's what the terrorists say, too.

So, how can you tell the good guys from the

bad guys? The good guys have bigger guns

and are the last left standing.