"Liar!  Irresponsible guttersnipe!  Far left zealot!  

Corrupt!  Far left magazine!  Smeared me!  Low

 circulation!  Bottom rung of journalism in America! 

Defamation!  Garbage!  Spit this stuff out on the net!  

Couldn't care less about the truth!  They are in 

the business to injure!  This is a political hit job!  

Corn must think the folks are as dumb as he is!  

The despicable Franken! Perhaps the biggest liar 

I have ever known! A dishonest smear merchant!  

Wouldn't retract your false story!  Whew!  Being 

an invectivore wears me to a frazzle!"