Thursday, March 26, 2015

One of the advantages of being wealthy is that you can
afford to have more than one middle name.  So, for 
example, Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is the 
brother of Buckley Swanson Peck Carlson.  You'll
notice they share the name 'Swanson'.  That's
because they are both heirs to the frozen TV
 dinner fortune.  Something else they share is a
fondness for scatological invective, such as
calling Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "Whiny
little self-righteous bitch" and "LabiaFace."
Another term for this sort of behavior is
'ejaculatory rage'.


montag said...

And the only time anyone notices them is when they do something stupid.

Fearguth said...

I didn't know Tucker had a brother until this came along.