'Trump' Added to George Carlin's List of 

Words You Can Never Say on Television

Little Marco Running Away from Naughty Words

Origin of the Word, 'Fuck'

Being a devout East Texas Baptist, Louie Gohmert cannot

say, "Robert Mueller is an asshole."  But he can say,

"the anal opening that I believe Mueller to be." The mouth

is usually understood to be the 'superior opening of the 

alimentary canal'.  But not in Louie Gohmert's case.

Is Trump suggesting the Constitution of the United

States contains obscene language?

Trump's Ratings Soar on the Potty Mouth Channel

"I can't hear you, Marc Kasowitz.  Could you cuss a

little louder?"

Mr. Met Traded to CNN for Kathy Griffin

"I understand, Mr. Stone, that you have the best four-

letter words, even better than Donald Trump's."

"The Left is absolutely terrified of obscene gestures and 

will do literally anything to silence my finger."

"Mad to the bone

Mad to the bone

M-M-M-M-Mad

M-M-M-M-Mad

M-M-M-M-Mad

Mad to the bone."

Boy Talk

How is Pence different from Trump?  

Pence is Trump without all the 

pussy-grabbing.

"You're in the midst of polite company, so please

refrain from saying 'Roger Ailes' or other obscenities."

"OK, I realize using the F-word in your act is a 

major crutch.  But I just got here, OK?"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #137

Talk Dirty to Us, Donald!

Trump Outlines His Foreign Policy

"So what if I said 6 crude things on the Howard Stern

Show!  To my supporters, that's not a bug; that's a 

feature!"

"Other than Donald Trump, does anyone else call you

'Pussy in Boots'?"

"For shame! You're not allowed to say 'mangina' in a

presidential race and I never expect to hear that again!"