Ginni Thomas Diversifies

There's nothing quite like wetting your whistle at 45 Wine

and Whiskey, the new bar in Trump Tower named after

the world's most famous teetotaler.

If you haven't appeared on Steve Bannon's Bar Room,

you ain't jack shit.

Bragging Rites

Batman, Zorro, and Gumby Walk Into the Mos Eisley Cantina

Two  Shysters Walk Into a Barr

Just a friendly reminder that it is only 60 days until the

 next National Dive Barr Day.

Trump Administration Re-Brands,

Adopts New Logo

Adventures in Aestheticism #143

Two Asswipes Walk Into a

Bar of Justice

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #137

Judy Talley Maxie

Santorum: "Make me a zombie."

Bartender: "God beat me to it."

Meatman Sez: "Gay Men in Bars Should Expect to Be 

Assaulted and Women Shouldn’t Breastfeed in Church"

"Sorry, buddy, but the last Johnny Football

we hired turned out to be a real asshole."

"OK, so the Second Amendment walks into a bar. 

 Then what?"

Warm Scuzzies #516

Mug Shots Pub

Warm Scuzzies #473

Nomad World Pub

Q:  Why is the Wizard of Oz hiding behind the curtain?

A:  He thinks he's mixing drinks in a Salt Lake City bar.

Notable Rat's Kellers of North America

"I'm here to shake things up," said the talented

Texas mixologist and admirer of Brian Flanagan.