Sith Lords Killed His Family,

Needs $$$ for Lightsaber

The Coronavirus was the least of his worries.

Nancy Pelosi's Lightsaber Puts Trump's Balls on

High Alert

'Who Should Be Armed in Florida Schools? Not Teachers,

Lawmakers Say. But Maybe Librarians.'

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #2

The Taliban wouldn't let him call his sword 'Excalibur',

so he joined ISIS.

"I want my free tacos or somebody is going to die!"

Mormon Bishop Scares Off Attacker 

with Sword of Moroni

British Cops Mistake Three Blind Mice for Watery 

Tarts Throwing Swords, Tase Them

In Swords and Sandals, you create a gladiator,

arm him with a variety of armor and weapons,

 and then send him into battle against a horde

of Dirty Rotten Imbeciles.

No doubt he was one of the greatest samurais of all

time. But what Japan needed right now was a finance

minister--not someone who was an expert in the use

of bows and arrows, spears and guns, and most of all,

swords.

The Unexpurgated Bible #12

"And God placed at the east end of the garden of Eden

the Swords of Qadishiyah which flashed back and

forth, to guard the way to the Tree of Life."

The Israelis could learn a lesson or two from the NeoVikings.

They recently invaded and reconquered Spain without firing

a single shot. Military analysts attribute the NeoViking success

to their use of swords, instead of firearms, and to the fact they

wore helmets which made them look so horny they could screw

senseless anything that dared move in their climb to the top.