Conjoined Airlines

The Berlin Airlift in Reverse

Sartorial Disaster

Short Flight

Inspired by Donald Trump's example, Batman is asking his

fans for donations to help him buy a new Batplane.

If you want to know how to 'erroneously' try to carry a 

Glock semi-automatic pistol on to an airplane, ask 

Madison Cawthorn.

Patient Zero

The 'Plane Loaded with Thugs' Trump has been ranting

 about is still on the runway, apparently too heavy to take off.

Regarding Trump and his response to the COVID-19 

pandemic, James Fallows writes:  “There was a flight plan. 

There was accurate information about what lay ahead. 

The controllers were ready. The checklists were complete. 

The aircraft was sound.  But the person at the controls was 

tweeting."

"He says his father was a circus clown and 

his mother was an aeronautical engineer."

Now that Trump has inadvertently revealed what has 

heretofore been a closely-guarded secret, we now know 

the true story of how General George Washington and

 one of his closest advisors crossed the Delaware during

 the Revolutionary War of 1812.

Lookie here!  The U-2 spy plane had a

grandson.

CEO Stephen Bradley Mell will be grounded in prison

for the next seven years.

Unbeknownst to him, Boeing had also installed an

automatic self-destruct mechanism in Patrick Shanahan.

Call him SecDef 737 MAX.

The Unexpurgated Bible #169

And Jesus answered and said unto them, "And they twain

 shall be one plane: so then they are no more twain, but 

one plane."

Trump Sez:  "Airplanes are becoming far too 

complex to fly."

Why Flying Cars Aren't Necessarily a Good Idea

Does the Yellville, Arkansas tradition of dropping turkeys 

from planes explain how Sarah Huckabee Sanders landed 

in the Trump Administration?

God Is His Autopilot