Adventures in Aestheticism #235

When the lighting is just right, you can see Mike Pompeo's

double chin from up to 25 yards away.

Chronic Tongue Chewing Is a Symptom of 

Chinless Mitchism

They Call Him 'Chinless Mitch'

Ted Cruz Sez: “Their favorite adjective for Beto is 

Kennedyesque. They all talk about his hair and

 his teeth. Their favorite adjective for me is 

McCarthyesque.  They all talk about my nose

 and my chin."

Trump's Hairdo Goes Rogue, Migrates to Chin of 

J. C. Potts, Body Piercer and White Supremacist

Hoosier Strong Chin Awes Kaintuck Weak Chin

Joe Scarborough says “Mitch McConnell is

 an ignorant fool who knows absolutely

 nothing about conservatism.” Joe forgot to 

mention that McConnell is also chinless.

Trump has an elaborate routine he uses to hide his pelicanesque 

pouch during photo shoots. Sometimes it doesn't work.

"Hey, Bill, you've got a Lecher's Chin, just like me!"

Chinless Mitch Showing How He Eats a 

Big Mouth Nothingburger

Every time Chinless Mitch opened his mouth, all he could 

say was "Bafflegab, Bafflegab, Bafflegab!"

It's made obvious that Trump is an insecure person by the 

fact he keeps boasting about how many chins he has.

Big Bad John had begun to fear Chinless Mitch's face

was melting.

Young Kentuckians Learn Addition by Counting

Mitch McConnell's Chins

'Big' is a relative term.  Jay Leno has taken a 'big' pay cut:

from somewhere between $25 million and $30 million a

year to $20 million.  How's that for taking it on the chin?

To describe Mitch McConnell as 'chinless' is unfair.  

He actually has two mini-chins.

Wing Commander Erickson had finally come to the

realization that two chins were better than one.

Remember Where in the World Is Carmen San Diego? 

Well, there's a new game called Where in the World Is

Erick Erickson's Chin?

"Hold on a minute!  John Cornyn and I were not elected to

the U. S. Senate simply because we have strong chins.

Other parts of our anatomy are excellent as well."