Postlapsarian Eve Tempting Adam

The Serpent Reacts to Eve Taking a Bite Out of

the Forbidden Fruit

Melania's Do-Over of the White House Rose Garden

Makes Local Simian Feel Right at Home

Not So Much a Rose Garden as a Sidewalk 

with Mixed Greens

"I guess I fertilized it with too much Trump bullshit," 

says White House gardener.

Christmas Eve and Christmas Adam

Cadre of Rude Garden Gnomes Conduct Anti-Trump 

Demonstration on White House Lawn

Pence Dignity Garden

Still Life with Adam, Fruit, and Obedient Eve

Mike Murdock Sez:  “Every garden has a snake. 

Who would I want to kill the snake in my garden? 

Swami Trumpinanda!”

"You're it!" God said, as He, in order to avoid boredom, 

played Tag with Adam in the Garden of Eden.

If, as Pat Robertson says, drinkers and pot smokers are 

'enslaved to vegetables', what about vegans, like Adam 

and Eve?  Did God not plant a garden in Eden, grow in

 it plants that were good for food, and say, "Of every 

tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat?" 

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #608

Howard Garrett

Woman Sets Snake on Fire, Burns Down Garden of Eden

Where were you during the Summer of Love, 1967?  Some,

 no doubt, were at the corner of Haight and Ashbury in

San Francisco.  Others, like Fearguth, weren't there.

He did manage, however, to stand there at the same

corner in 1987, twenty years later.  And he took this

picture as a memento.  

"Yes, friends and neighbors, my survival seed
will allow you to plant a full acre crisis garden,
even if you live in a two-room flat next door
to Matt Drudge."

If you simply cannot stand to leave your flower garden alone,

you can always take it with you.

Ringo and Barbara in the Garden of Dreams