Maybe ex-Sheriff Clarke can land a job

with One America News, which, unlike

Fox News, "has balls" and hasn't "crawled

into bed with CNN."

Where is Joe McCarthy now that we need him?

David Clarke, 'Thick as a Brick' Salesman Selling

'Another Brick in the Wall'

Moments Before a Pterodactyl Swooped Down and

Snatched David Clarke's Metaphorical Hat

Don't let the hat fool you. David Clarke started wearing

it AFTER his deleterious heatstroke.

In these times, 'Black Republican' is an oxymoron---

with emphasis on the 'moron'.

"Do I look like someone who would plagiarize his

master's thesis?"

Do you think David Clarke will look better in

a black hat or a white hat in his new job at 

Homeland Security?

The Melee in Milwaukee

Obergruppenführer David Clarke's Approval Rating 

Falls to 31%

All Hat, No Cattle

Louisiana's Newell Normand in Tight Race with

Milwaukee's David Clarke to Succeed Joe Arapaio

as 'America's Sheriff'

During the day, David Clarke dresses up

as a sheriff.

Meanwhile, in an ironic move, Sheriff 

Clarkenstein called for pitchforks and torches.

'An Inmate Died of Thirst in a Jail Run by a 

Loudly Pro-Trump Sheriff'

If Sheriff David Clarke Were a Cookie

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #641

David Clarke

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Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr.