Stephen Bannon Has a Great Fall

Republican Governor Greg Abbott Patrolling 

Mexican Border to Make Sure Illegal Infants 

Don't Steal Baby Formula

Trump wanted to launch a secret missile strike

on our neighbor to the south in 2020.  Luckily

for Mexico, Trump wasn't Vladimir Putin.

Cinco de Mayo is also a yearly celebration which 

commemorates the defeat of the Orange Death at

 the polls in 2020.

Governor Abbott May Declare 'Invasion of

the Chupacabras'

The Meskin Hunter

Stunt Man

Truckers crossing the border from Mexico to the U.S. are 

expressing frustration for having to wait in line up to nine 

hours because of inspections ordered by Governor 

Greg Abbott.

Donald Trumpocatépetl Sez:  “I didn’t win the election.”

Think of Mexico as Summer Camp and the border

wall doesn't look nearly so off-putting.

Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene Scream, 

"Trojan Piñata!", During Joe Biden's State of the

Union Address

Trump Sez:  "I said, 'How smart is that?' And Putin's going to go

 in and be a peacekeeper. We could use that on our southern 

border.  Here's a guy who's very savvy.  I know him very well. 

Very, very well."

Senator Rick Scott wants to honor Trump by naming

the U.S.-Mexico border wall after him.  By so doing,

his name will live in infamy.

Asked why the border wall was being built so tall these days, 

Governor Abbott answered the question with a question:  

"Do you have any idea how tall the Nephilim are?"

Sonoran Desert Sentinel

In all fairness, Ted Cruz did not 'run away' during the

2021 Texas Power Crisis.  He 'rolled away'.

Made in Mexico, the Trump statue at CPAC had 

somehow bypassed the "impenetrable, physical,

 tall, powerful, beautiful southern border wall."

If you haven't heard Ted Cruz ranting in his 

tiny whiny voice behind his Lone Star State

COVID-19 mask, you have been deprived

of one of life's little pleasures.

Ted Cruz Texas Two-Stepping His Way

Into the Hall of Ignominy

Ted Cruz Wasting Away in Margaritaville