Uvalde's Republican Mayor Don McLaughlin is not 

fond of Democrat Beto O'Rourke.  You should hear

the major when he gets really wound up.

Warm Scuzzies #1,180

Don McLaughlin

The Unexpurgated Bible #185

Beto in a Den Full of Kluxers

Help De-Nazify the Texas Governor's Office.  Vote BETO 2022!

Dan Patrick Sez:  "Beto O'Rourke is so light in the loafers 

he floats off the ground at times.”

The Politico Illustrated #62

'Trump calls O'Rourke 'crazy' for his hand gestures'

Yes!

Will Beto pop Trump's balloon in El Paso?

Beto O'Rourke received the votes of over 4 million Texans. 

He should be proud. In the meantime, Ted Cruz won the 

right to remain the most despised member of the 

U.S. Senate.

Cruz Says He Has More Weight to Throw Around Than Beto

Adventures in Aestheticism #107

If you want to know what a Trump vow is worth, 

ask his three wives.

Next thing you know, Ted Cruz will be accusing Beto 

O'Rourke of calling Trump a 'sniveling coward', just

as he did.

And that newspaper, the Dallas Morning News,

has tilted conservative and Republican since the

1960s.

The Penguin Expected to Sub for Ted Cruz in Texas

 Town Hall with Beto O'Rourke on CNN

Unlike Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz burgles his Whataburgers

before he eats them.

If this is true, the Texas BBQ Trail will never 

be the same.

How to Recognize Different Kinds of 

Pond Scum 

No. 1: 'The Cruz Dinoflagellate'

To All Trumpniks and Cruzistas Who Have

Questioned Willie Nelson's Patriotism and

Love for Texas

As Samuel Johnson might have said, "Impugning the

 patriotism of others is the last refuge of a scoundrel."