It is levity that shapes the large-scale

structures of the Universe.

Famous Papers

Lin Wood says the planes that hit the World Trade Center on

 9/11 were computer-generated images and a missile, not a

 plane, hit the Pentagon as part of a plot to destroy financial

 records of missing trillions.

The Lockheed Martin X-62 Surveillance Pigeon

Suspected heat-beaming weapon can

bake a potato over 500 meters away.

Isn't the Pentagon rushing things a bit?  Yeah, the South 

lost the Civil War, but it was only 155 years ago.

Bodacious Tata Claims Loss of Precious Bodily

Fluids After Tweet-Deleting Binge

Call him SecDef 737 MAX.

Trump Begins Withdrawing Soldiers from Syria

English is John Kelly's second language.  His first

language is Pentagonese.

War Is Swell, or

The Pentagon Is Building the Seven Million Dollar Man

 Now in its 18th year, the Afghanistan War's best friends 

are U. S. defense contractors.

Only Pentagon restraint kept the Inflatable Chicken 

from wreaking greater havoc on Syria.

Pentagon May Sell Girl Scout Cookies to Raise Money 

to Pay for Trump's Military Parade

Defense Logistics Agency Loses Track of Hundreds of

Millions of Dollars in Humongous Couch Inside

 Levitating Pentagon

Sharing of Nude Photos of Female Marines

 Prompts Cthulhu Investigation

Where the Pentagon Buried the Study Exposing 

$125,000,000,000 in Administrative Waste

The Five Wounds of Christ

Tom the Mutant Mecha-Turtle

So, Vladimir Putin was vaccinated for Despotic Russian 

Disorder but came down with Assburger's Syndrome,

instead.  Are the anti-vaxxers aware of this?