“Instead of 'America's Mayor', I am afraid it will be on my 

gravestone — ‘Rudy Giuliani: He Lied for Trump’.”

You can purchase a Jenga Building

condo for as little as $3.5 million or 

for as much as $50 million.  The rich,

you see, are different from you and me.

Average Rent in Manhattan Jumps to Record $5,000

 a Month; City Mouse Moving to the Country

America's Mayor™ goes the way of Juul.

Hey, What’s Up Scumbag?

Old Men with Guns #38

Frank James

Admiral Ackbar and Hitler Impersonator Show Up for

Anti-Vaccine Protest in New York City

In the Manhattan courtroom of Judge Jed S. Rakoff on Thursday, 

Sarah Palin and her bombastic red handbag bombed.

Armond White:  So Contrary Even Contrarians 

Think He's a Jerk

Which tony New York City eatery will Sarah Palin

dine in tonight?

West Elm Caleb, Serial Dater

Like the New York City mayor, Abel said,

"I trust my brother deeply."

Like New York City's major, the cat advised 

Democrats to be 'radically practical'.

Ainsley Earhardt Sez:  “It’s a tree that unites us. 

It brings us together.  It’s about the Christmas 

spirit. It is about the holiday season. It’s about 

Jesus. It’s about Hanukkah. It is about everything 

that we stand for as a country.”

"Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to run

down the middle of 5th Avenue in New York City

wearing this shirt."

Getting High in the Old Days

Ah, for Rudy Giuliani, 9/11 is long ago, 

in a galaxy far, far away.

Warm Scuzzies #1,033

Chaim Deutsch

Although Sheldon Adelson is taking a dirt nap,

his erstwhile newspaper, The Las Vegas Review-

Journal, is vying with The Onion for satiric supremacy.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #858

Aaron Mostofsky