Stephen Miller proposed securing Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s

 head, dipping it in pig’s blood, and parading it around to

 warn other terrorists.

When in the vicinity of Saudi princes, Jared Kushner

knew people tended to lose their heads.

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Decapitation would seem to be something you

would rather forget.

Dr. Fauci Sez:  “When you have public figures like Steve

 Bannon calling for your beheading, that’s really kind of 

unusual, I think."

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Why is it when ISIS beheads somebody, we're horrified, 

but when Saudi Arabia does it, we yawn?

"Don't be such a baby!  Like Mike Huckabee says,

 'Beheading is much worse than a sunburn'."

"In our religion, saying 'Beheading is much worse than a 

sunburn' is a damnable heresy and a capital crime.  So, 

off with your head!"

ISIS Deploys Decapitation Drones That Don't

Humanely Atomize the Enemy, Just Cruelly 

Beheads Them

Naomi Wolf denies she ever suggested that the ISIS

beheadings were staged on the moon.