The NRA Children's Museum---a convoy of 52 yellow school

 buses filled with 4,368 empty seats to represent the children 

killed by gun violence since 2020---visits Ted Cruz's home.  

He was reading Green Eggs and Ham to his pet mole rat 

at the time.

Ann Coulter Rails Against Dinesh D'Souza's Stupid Movie, 

2000 Moles

"Like Charlie Kirk says, 'The higher the building, 

the more liberal the voter.  The closer to the ground

 you are, the more conservative you are'."

Mole People, Please Keep to the Right

Free whatever body part you wish this summer. 

The mole rat look is back!

Eastern Mole says he wants to be a 'lifestyle influencer' 

when he grows up.

The Moleman Cometh

Trump's Moleman Persona a Habitué of 

DC's Long-Abandoned Trolley Tunnels

This looks like a job for a Vekibee

Solar Sonic Mole Repeller!

Whack-a-Mooch!

Russian Mole Surfaces

Trump was upset that Sean Spicer was impersonated 

by a woman.  Just wait till Steve Bannon is impersonated 

by a mole rat.

It has long been rumored that Ted Cruz is

 a Democratic mole. Well, his performance

 last night at the RNC must have been 

what Alex Jones calls a 'False Flag 

Operation'.

Wheee! This is more fun than playing Whack-a-Mole!

Pence Digs In Over ‘Religious Freedom’ Law

Two Ammosexuals went for a stroll,

One was a Gopher, the other a Mole.

Said one to the other on the 4th of July,

"Where are the Gunhuggers?  Did they all die?"

Mole Rat Deploys 'Dick Cheney Defense' 

in Ugly Rodent Trial

"Why is Harry Reid smiling?"

"Because Democrats still haven't discovered

he's actually a GOP mole."

Could it be that Mitt Romney is a left-wing mole who has 

burrowed his way toward the Republican presidential 

nomination for the sole purpose of causing Rush Limbaugh 

to perish from apoplexy?

Speaking of conspiracy theories with long legs, how

about this one:  Mitt Romney as a Democratic 

mole whose hidden agenda is to deliver the 

coup de grâce to the Republican base?