Zippy the Pinhead's First Brush with Hollywood

A recent poll shows that nearly a third of white evangelical 

Christian Republicans — 31 percent — believe in the

 accuracy of the QAnon claim that “Donald Trump 

has been secretly fighting a group of child sex traffickers 

that include prominent Democrats and Hollywood elites."

When Hollywood Classics Cross-Pollinate

Marjorie Taylor Greene Hits the Big Time

Critics Decry Colorized Alex Jones as

'Hollywood Vandalism'

Hollywood's Star and Bars should make Neo-Confederates

happy.

Visiting Hollywood?  Be sure to check this out!

Now that his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has

been pulverized, Trump will be demanding that three

pyramids be built in his honor, which, according to

HUD Secretary Ben Carson, can be used to store the

nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Putin Pal, Russian Citizen, and Part-Time Bond

Villain Slams 'Disgusting' NFL Protesters

"Hollywood sells the best cultural drugs. Of which, 

needless to say, I do not partake."

"So how do you know they're the best?"

"Go away, kid, you bother me!"

If you enjoy sibling rivalries, it's always fun to watch a 

New York reality television star attack Hollywood.

"I see somebody finally built the 'danged fence'.  That

oughta make John McCain happy."

Hooray for Horrywood!

World's Worst Yobs #288

Nick Searcy

Warm Scuzzies #391

David Cole (aka David Stein)

Ronald Reagan Sez:  "Such fools these CPACers are!

Too bad they don't understand I was just a Hollywood

 actor whose eight years as President were nothing 

more than the role of a lifetime."

For some reason, the Three Stogies never made it 

big in Hollywood.

Although he is no longer a pinko, Roger L. Simon 

still dresses like one when he talks about taking

over Hollywood.

"The average density of stars in the universe is 

about 1.4 per 100 billion cubic light-years."  The 

average density of stars in Hollywood is reportedly

 much higher.

Shock and disbelief were widespread when it

 was revealed yesterday that 'Scott Brown' is

 actually a paid Hollywood actor, whose 

real name is Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle.