Speculation that Jared Kushner was the mole who sold 

out Trump to the FBI wakes dormant LOLcano.

Donald Trumpocatépetl Sez:  “I didn’t win the election.”

The Excitement Builds

Big Blowhard Fascinates

Volcanologists

Trumpocatépetl

Adventures in Aestheticism #122

Regime Change in Hawaii

Mt. Gox Declares Bankruptcy, Goes the Way of

Mount St. Helens

Bobby Jindal, Noted Exorcist, Volcanologist, and

Berm Builder, Sez:  "Anybody on the Republican 

side even thinking or talking about running for 

President in 2016 ... needs to get their head examined."

“We Republicans also don’t need to be saying stupid 

things, like when I said the Democrats should stop

 funding volcano monitoring shortly before Mt. Redoubt

erupted in Alaska, spewing ash 50,000 into the air."

Mitt Romney's visit to Basalt, Colorado, was the most exciting 

thing to happen in the area since the lava cooled sometime 

during the Late Tertiary Period, ten million years ago. 

"The Center Crumbles!" the headline at The Politico laments. 

 The last time there was such bad news was when the headline

 at The Pompeian Daily News read, "Vesuvius Erupts!" 

Rick Perry's face has so many fault lines

you have to wonder how long it will be

before it erupts like Eyjafjallajökull

or quakes like Haiti.

Mount Redoubt to Be Renamed Mount Piyush in
Memory of Jindal the Fool

"No federal money for volcano monitoring in the state

of Washington, no federal money for hurricane

monitoring in the state of Louisiana. That's what I'd be

saying right now had Rush Limbaugh not given me this

handsome barber-pole tie from his No Boundaries

collection."

Things Older Than John McCain #12

Popocatépetl

Things Older Than John McCain #11

Sunset Crater

Baby Krakatoa Dissed by Volcanologists

"Yeah, Dittoheads tried for years to get his mug on

Mt. Rushmore. But they failed and had to eventually

settle for naming this mud volcano, Mt. Limbaugh."

Volcanologists Announce Discovery of

the Gates of Hell