Goat So Fixated on 2024 Presidential Race It Suffers

Ocular Dislocation

Marjorie Taylor Greene Flashes the Gnarled Fist

 of the Constipated Goat Gesture

What America needs now more than ever before is a 

Universal Scapegoat, a creature that can be

blamed for everything.

Peak Experience

"The first rule of mountain climbing,

my child, is 'Don't Look Down'."

Trump Sez:  "We are doing great. You see the boaters out

 there -- thousands and thousands of boats every weekend

 and we appreciate it."

These pastors aren't shepherds.  They are 

Judas goats leading the sheep to slaughter.

COVID-19 Going to Get Your Goat

The God Who Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Wanted

Trump to Be President

Judas Goats

The poor have to choose between health care and 

smartphones. Utahns have a harder choice---between 

Jason Chaffetz and two goats.

Bearded Ruminants Beware!

"I've had enough of your bullshit, El Trumpo!"

Goat Doofuscating

Trump Doofuscating

Tricky Dicky Goat Sez: "I am NOT a bearded ruminant!"

"The problem with Fox News is that it's way too wussy on 

the immigration issue.  If I had my way, illegal immigrants 

would be emulsified and turned into Spanish Cabra al Vino 

goat's milk cheese."

Got trolls?  Who you gonna call?

Goatbusters!

"Where are all those goats headed?"

"To Mickey Kaus's house."

Still Life with Seb Webber and

Mr. Cabrito

Wondering how to dispose of your Christmas Tree?

Call Goat Grazers!