Do not place near a flammable source.

Playing with Fire

Did you know Trump's birthday coincides with 

Pants on Fire Day?

With the advent of Fire-Resistant Books, erstwhile 

Book-Burners turned to Book-Throttling.

Smokin'!

Ainsley Earhardt Sez:  “It’s a tree that unites us. 

It brings us together.  It’s about the Christmas 

spirit. It is about the holiday season. It’s about 

Jesus. It’s about Hanukkah. It is about everything 

that we stand for as a country.”

Trump Uses 'Fiery Rhetoric' Defense in Defamation Lawsuit

Like Shouting 'Fire!' in a Crowded Theater

Foil Hot Foot Pranksters!  Wear Asbestos Socks!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Believed California

Wildfires Deliberately Started by the Empire's

Death Star

America Fiddles as Trump Burns

Sick and tired of pigeons and grackles?  

Sounds like you might be in the market

 for a Flamethrower Drone.

Martyr Humor

What the headline doesn't reveal is that they started

the fire by rubbing two sticks together.

Fortunately, Felix the Fire Engine was unscathed.

Essential Reading for Executioners and

Other Immolation Professionals

Germany knows a Nazi firebug when it sees one.

Fortunately, unlike Rocky the Flying Squirrel, Korean

Flamethrower Squirrels are flightless.

A Blizzard of Id

It's not true that Gordon Sondland's hair caught on fire 

and Trump put it out with Rudy Giuliani's flop sweat.