Like Joe Biden, Alfred E. Neuman is a disciple of Realpolitik.

Horticulture Today

Alfred E. Neuman, Steve Allen, and Zippy the Pinhead

Re-Enacting the Unionization of Starbucks

Alfred Q. Neuman

What On Earth Am I Here For Again?

Melvin Cowznofski, Where Are You?

What, Me QAnon?

"I won the election, but they cheated.  

By the way, Facebook and Zuckerberg with 

the $500 million dollars worth of phony 

lock boxes that he put on.  Some of them

had 96% of Biden votes in them, 96%.  They

were like just dumping ballots.  It was

a phony deal."

You won't want to miss his delightful

discussion of 'Plant-Based Meat'.

Kevin McCarthy Says Even Alfred E. Neuman

Is Culpable and Should Worry

The defining element of this new religion is the experience 

of a phenomenon called the Neumanous.

Fuming Trump Denies Defeat

No longer QAnon.  It's now QANeumanon,

the Ding Dong an Sich.

Zen Rap

Jackoff in the Box

Utterly Mad

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Trump

You may have wondered what someone looks like 

who has overdosed on hydroxychloroquine.

What the world needs now more than ever is an

Alfred E. Einstein to devise a Grand Unified 

Conspiracy Theory.

What, Me Worry?