I Laughed When My Neighbor Said She Was

 a Herbivore

Do Century Plants cogitate?

Matt Gaetz Marries Woman Who Specializes in Extending 

the Life of Plant-Based Materials

A sac is a pouch within an animal or plant. Most people

 don't know Gamera has seven sacs.

Sounds like Larry Kudlow has been drinking too

much Beefeater Gin.

You won't want to miss his delightful

discussion of 'Plant-Based Meat'.

Mama Mia!

Keeping your carniverous houseplants alive during 

a pandemic can be problematic.

Katharine Gorka says she stepped down as press secretary for

Customs and Border Protection because she wanted to spend

 more time with her flesh-eating plants.

Paul Gosar Puts a Fine Point on His Theory of

What He Calls 'Photosynthesis'

Following Sean Spicer's example, H. R. McMaster is now

hiding behind a White House bush.

GOP Internecine Warfare Comes to the

Big Screen

"Whaddya mean I've gone to seed?"

Conspiracy Alert

Trump's a plant!

Grow Your Own Dope: 

Plant a Trump-a-Lump-a-Ding-Dong

The Monkey Orchid is a timely reminder 

that the flower is a plant's naughty bits.

Is Donald Trump a Democratic 'plant' or just a

'blooming idiot'?

If, as Pat Robertson says, drinkers and pot smokers are 

'enslaved to vegetables', what about vegans, like Adam 

and Eve?  Did God not plant a garden in Eden, grow in

 it plants that were good for food, and say, "Of every 

tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat?" 

Tired of drifting along and tumbling down, the 

tumbleweeds had finally come home.

The Day Alan Keyes Disproved He 

Had Hairy Palms