Often Confused with, but Only Tangentially Related to,

the Loveland Frogmen

Famous Amphibian Cuts the Cant

Does anyone know who the Amphibian-in-Chief

is these days?

Peter Thiel tells the doctor he has a frog in his throat.

The doctor tells him it's a toad.

Trump's Pet Amphibian

Because of global warming, this amphibian, like Trump,

faces extinction.

This ad was paid for by the Committee for

Hungry Amphibians.

Remembering Milo Yiannopoulos, Friend of

Amphibians

'Something Is Killing the Scrotum Frogs of Lake Titicaca',

the headline read, but the endangered amphibian was 

not amused.

If he were an amphibian, Donald Trump would be a 

Purple Pignose Frog.

Meanwhile, in Tennessee, the Bible, the State Book, took its

 place alongside the State Amphibian, the Tennessee Cave 

Salamander.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #20
My Big Fat Amphibian Wedding

Compared to the skin of frogs, human skin is
pretty lackluster, some amphibians say.

"Burn her, I say, she turned me into a newt!"