NRA's Financial Woes Force Firearm Advocacy

 Organization to Sell Smoking Gun BBQ Grill

If this is true, the Texas BBQ Trail will never 

be the same.

E. T. had tried to self-deport, but not quite fast enough.

Austin City Council Decides Not to Regulate Holy Smoke 

from BBQ Joints

Be sure to try some of the 

Pulled Pork when you dine at

McDonald's in Ferguson,

Missouri.  Just remember to

remove the helmet first.

It's a 4th of July Barbecue at the Alito's!

Little Known Fact #22

More doctors smoke camels than any other

even-toed ungulate.

When people meet Donald Noone on the street,

they can't resist saying, "Is that a rack of ribs

in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

Between today and Sunday, Fearguth will

be moseying along the Texas BBQ Trail.

As a result, blog posting will be hit and miss.

Oxymorons for Our Time #26

Boneless Rib

Mary had a little lamb,

Its fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,

the lamb ate Cabrito.

"Hello, everybody, it's time to fire up the barbie!"
"Sorry, sir, but I forgot to bring the Kingsford."
"Well, uh, alright, that means it's Steak Tartare
again tonight!"

Take it from a Texas native: when the day

arrives to go whole hog and barbecue Karl Rove,

he'll taste a whole lot better if you first rub him

the right way with Stubb's Bar-B-Q Spice.

Drudge Report Funnies #21

"Obama family in Kenya slaughters bulls, sheep,

goats and chickens at 'victory party'..."

Two Ways to Smoke a Camel

#1

#2

Marianne and the goat were getting long just fine

until she uttered the word, "cabrito."

Winner of USA Outdoor Turkey Toss Barbecues Trophy,

Eats It

The rooster sensed the BBQ pit did not bode well for his future.