Showing posts with label Bob Dole. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Dole. Show all posts

Monday, July 18, 2016

Inside the GOP Museum

Saturday, May 07, 2016

Bob Dole Endorses Donald Trump, Says His Sexual
 Economy Needed a Stimulus

Monday, February 22, 2010

Former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole is recuperating
at Walter Reed Army Medical Center after suffering an
erection that lasted more than four hours, his spokesman
said Monday.

Monday, November 23, 2009

"Get lost, Bob! There's room for only ONE
mummy in this goddam pyramid!"

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Former Senate Majority Leader Lurches Forward
to Warn Against the Dangers of Overstimulating
the Sexual Economy

Monday, June 09, 2008

Unlike Bob Dole, George H. W. Bush doesn't need
Viagra to perform the Terrorist Fist Jab.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Bob Dole OD's on Viagra, Unloads on McClellan

Sunday, March 25, 2007

"Then Liddy tells me if I keep acting like Le Frottageur, she
is going to start playing 'Hide the Viagra' again. Has Barb
ever had to play that game with you, George?"

Saturday, February 03, 2007

"Who says I stole Bob Dole's ballpoint pen?"

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Is Iraq in the middle of a 'civil' war?
Absolutely not. It it were, the answer
to Bob Dole's question would be 'civil'.
But right now, the answer is anything but
'civil': a roadside bomb, a rocket-propelled
grenade, or a 'shoot-and-scoot' mortar round.

Monday, February 27, 2006

"We here at the House of Wax are particularly proud
of this very true-to-life rendition of Bob Dole.
If he seems a little stiff, that's because, we're told,
Mr. Dole took so much Viagra his entire body got hard."

Thursday, February 23, 2006


Lobbyist for the United Arab Emirates in Pain
After Surprise Attack by
Former President of the American Red Cross
Viagra Man Hired As Lobbyist for Libidus Woman