Inside the GOP Museum

Bob Dole Endorses Donald Trump, Says His Sexual

 Economy Needed a Stimulus

Former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole is recuperating

at Walter Reed Army Medical Center after suffering an

erection that lasted more than four hours, his spokesman

said Monday.

"Get lost, Bob! There's room for only ONE

mummy in this goddam pyramid!"

Former Senate Majority Leader Lurches Forward

to Warn Against the Dangers of Overstimulating

the Sexual Economy

Unlike Bob Dole, George H. W. Bush doesn't need

Viagra to perform the Terrorist Fist Jab.

Bob Dole OD's on Viagra, Unloads on McClellan

"Then Liddy tells me if I keep acting like Le Frottageur, she

is going to start playing 'Hide the Viagra' again. Has Barb

ever had to play that game with you, George?"

"Who says I stole Bob Dole's ballpoint pen?"

Is Iraq in the middle of a 'civil' war?

Absolutely not. It it were, the answer

to Bob Dole's question would be 'civil'.

But right now, the answer is anything but

'civil': a roadside bomb, a rocket-propelled

grenade, or a 'shoot-and-scoot' mortar round.

"We here at the House of Wax are particularly proud

of this very true-to-life rendition of Bob Dole.

If he seems a little stiff, that's because, we're told,

Mr. Dole took so much Viagra his entire body got hard."

Lobbyist for the United Arab Emirates in Pain

After Surprise Attack by

Former President of the American Red Cross

Viagra Man Hired As Lobbyist for Libidus Woman