When Viagra Lets You Down

Trumpite and His Flaming Jizz Thrower

Great news for Rush Limbaugh:  

Viagra doubles as a diet pill!

"Sorry, sir, but they insist that you drop trou."

Warm Scuzzies #195

Robert Mecklenborg

"HONEY, DID YOU READ THAT VIAGRA

 CAN CAUSE HEARING LOSS?"

"COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE

LOUDER, DEAR?"

Rush was angered when the doctor told him that Viagra

was ineffective in treating political impotence.

It suddenly dawned on Andrew Breitbart

that he was looking more and more like

Rush Limbaugh without the Viagra.

Former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole is recuperating

at Walter Reed Army Medical Center after suffering an

erection that lasted more than four hours, his spokesman

said Monday.

First, the Bad News: a 66-year-old South Carolina

Republican deputy assistant attorney general was

caught with an 18-year-old stripper, sex toys, and

Viagra in an SUV parked in a graveyard.

Second, the Good News: the stripper was still alive.

You could always tell when Rick Santorum

had been taking Viagra.

Former Senate Majority Leader Lurches Forward

to Warn Against the Dangers of Overstimulating

the Sexual Economy

Yes, Erick, son of Erick, the Red State Strike Force

commander, did execute a coup d'etat against the

Obama Administration. But, unfortunately, it was

in one of those bad dreams where he found himself

parading around in public clad only in Rush

Limbaugh's line of Viagra-inspired

Guatemalan Gladrags.

"Nutrient in Watermelon Yields Viagra-Like Results,"

Texas Scientists Report

Unlike Bob Dole, George H. W. Bush doesn't need

Viagra to perform the Terrorist Fist Jab.

Bob Dole OD's on Viagra, Unloads on McClellan

Dubai Erects Viagra Tower, the World's Tallest Phallic Symbol

Jiang Musheng claims eating live frogs works 
better than Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. He says 
the only side effect is he sometimes feels a 
little jumpy.

Recent studies have shown that just looking at Viagra is enough

to make you lose interest in the correct spelling of 'aphrodisiac'.

Man Blames Cialis and Viagra Spam for His Inordinate

Love of Woodies