This is MY Dude.  The ball must roll,

the pins must fall.

When he's not Zen Bowling, Zippy likes to unwind 

by visualizing budget deficits and money growth.

In retirement, Mr. Bill had a second career as

a Magic 8-Ball impersonator.

Trump's bowling technique is a combination of the 

cranker, stroker, and spinner styles. It's called the

 Happy Hooker.

Trump's Attorney Sez: "We’ll challenge Mueller

 if he investigates old bowling trophies."

Little Known Alternative Fact #2

Kellyanne Conway Turns Spotlight on Infamous

Bowling Green Massacre

The Politico Illustrated #48

'Trump jumps into the gutter'

Zippy the Pinhead Opens New 

Shooting Range/Bowling Alley in 

Dingburg

Journey to the End of Trump Road

LePage Bowling Jacket Endorses Trump

Balance of Power

 According to Fearguth's Zippy the Pinhead calendar, 

January is Zen Bowling Month. Fearguth likes Zen 

Bowling because no ball, pins, or lane are required. 

In fact, nothing is required except meditating 

on the idea that nothing is required, thereby

 becoming aware of the Stream of Zippyness.

Fouling and Throwing a Gutter Ball at the Same Time:

How Tricky, How Dicky!

Kingpin

Pope Eases Restrictions on Latin Mass,

Bowls World Over Like Tenpins

Veronica Ramirez's bowling technique is a combination

of the cranker, stroker, and spinner styles. It's called the

Haphazard Hooker.

Ehud Olmert's sweeping gesture knocked Shimon

Peres over like a tenpin.