The Postpartum Depression of the Virgin

"OK, I realize using the F-word in your act is a 

major crutch.  But I just got here, OK?"

Jesus of Vienna Nativity Scene (with Bacon)

The Mystery of Rafael Edward Cruz's Virgin Birth Revealed

If all the potential rapists in West Virginia pay attention

 to what Republican Brian Kurcaba says, they will be

better able to rationalize their behavior, to wit:  "Yes,

raping you is awful, but think of the beautiful child we 

are making together!"

Second Nun Gives Birth in Italy; Pregnant Virgins No

Longer Rare, Authorities Say

If National Review is to be believed, those Latino roofers

who just re-shingled your house 1) are hostile to free

enterprise, 2) are low-income, 3) are on the government

 dole, 4) were likely born out of wedlock, and 5) voted

for Barack Obama.  Republicans they will never be,

so embrace your Inner Whiteness and Rightness 

ever harder.

“It’s degrading and humiliating enough to do your 

personal hygiene and the other normal functions 

among men. Among women, it would be like, in 

the words of St. Augustine, 'inter urinas et 

faeces nascimur'.”

Neonate Still Stunned After Learning He Was Born

by Means of a Caesarean Section Performed by the

World's Youngest Surgeon

"Now hear this, now hear this,

this is your captain speaking.

Do not abandon ship until I give the order.

I repeat:

Do not abandon ship until I give the order."

For normal people, it would

be an impossible mission. But

for Ethan Hunt, eating his wife's

afterbirth is all in a day's work.