This year, it's not Trick or Treat.

It's Original or Extra Crispy.

DOJ Still Trying to Block Release of Colonel Sanders'

Recipe of 11 Secret Herbs and Spices

It was said of old that Colonel Sanders

had a way with chicks.

Remember:  JFKFC is an initialism,

not an acronym or abbreviation.

Glenn Beck's New Gig

DJ Finger Lickin' Good Says 'Do the Funky Chicken' 

Most Requested Dance Tune in His Repertoire

Steve Cohen (D-TN) says he likes his Bill Barr chicken

Extra Crispy™.

DJ Finger Lickin' Good

Original or Extra Crispy™

Call me General Sessions, not Colonel Sanders

Cut the sides, don't touch the back

I'm a Mullethead

Colonel Sanders Channeling His Inner Reba McEntire

We Do Colonel Sanders Right

Fearguth Celebrates the Christmas Holiday

with Bildungblog Post No. 30,193

Bo Dietl Sez: “We gotta start profiling people when 

they start growing that facial hair around their chins."

Colonel Sanders Sez:  "Although I'm often 

confused with Fearguth, don't be fooled:  

he neither owns a string tie nor does he 

know my secret recipe of  eleven herbs

and spices."

Colonel Sanders, Eminem's Homie

Momofuku Ando, creator of Nissin's Cup Noodles, is worshiped

in Japan the same way Colonel Sanders is in the U. S.

Colonel Sanders Looks to Conquer
Africa with Fried Chicken

The Unexpurgated Bible #16

According to the Book of Genesis, chickens were created

on Thursday, the fifth day of the week. That's the good

news. The bad news is that Colonel Sanders was created

on Friday.

Play 'Quest for the Golden Chipotle' at KFC.com.

Win a free trip to the Harland Sanders Cafe & Museum.