Open-Toed Shitkickers

Especially Dallas Cowboys

Ride 'Em Cowboy!

Jon Voight Lets His Inner 83-Year-Old-Midnight-Cowboy

Do the Talking

Looks like Dubya's ready to kick some

Rooskie ass.

Patrick Dorinson Sez:  "And now, we've gotten into this 

whole, you know, woke culture. We've gotten into the whole

 gay culture. And, quite frankly, I hope they don't try and take 

Davy Crockett and make him a transgender and call him 

queen of the wild frontier."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #981

Patrick Dorinson

'An Inflammatory Provocateur and Fabulist

Who Engages in Racist Invective and Propounds

Baseless Conspiracy Theories' 

[A Trumpnik, In Other Words]

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #220

Pokémon Cowboy

Couy Griffin's Third Appearance in Nation's 

Capitol for Prayer Vigil Postponed

In response to the COVID-19 epidemic, the Texas state

motto is being changed from 'Friendship' to

'If People Die, People Die'.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #815

Couy Griffin

Once Upon a Time in the West

Includes Brother Copeland's Biggest Hits

1.  “All-American Boy”

2.  “Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly 

(Fond of Each Other)”

3.  “I’m Here, I’m Queer and I’m Country”

4.  “Follow Your Arrow”

5.  “Cryin’ These Cocksucking Tears”

Roy Moore Sez:  "There is no more clear violation of the 

First Amendment than this prohibition to assemble 

in a church."

Ladies, are you ready for the

'Pence Effect'?

"It's time to say goodbye to yesterday
This is where the cowboy rides away."

"Before taking office, Mr. Trump told top aides

 to think of each presidential day as an episode 

in a television show in which he vanquishes

 rivals."

Matt Drudge Descends Brokeback Mountain,

Starts Giving Free Medical Advice on Twitter

Donald Trump Joins Aissa Wayne in Announcing

Discovery of Marion Morrison Fossil in

Winterset, Iowa