Bristle Worm with Tucker Carlson's Teeth

Worm Says He's 'Grateful' to Be Living 'Rent-Free' 

in Donald Trump's Head

Those Darn Mississippi Trumpniks!

Decapitation would seem to be something you

would rather forget.

Russian Scientists Revive 24,000-Year-Old Worm

Trump's Little Creepy-Crawly

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #215

Dune:  Rise of the Wormriders

Factoid of the Hour #23

Did an Ex-Police Dog Bark at Shipworms in a Tree?

Worm Blamed for the Failure of Pat Robertson's

Prayer Engine to Reverse the Outcome of the

Presidential Election

Steve Bannon's arrest put a smile on the

Bristle Worm's face.

Size, fortunately, is relative, because you wouldn't want

to meet this tapeworm face-to-face.

The highlight of the convention will be when all the

Trumpniks jump naked and roll around on each other.

Of all people, one would expect Alan Dershowitz to shun

undercooked pork.

Corn Earworm Can't Stop Singing 'I Am NOT a Parasite!'

Adventures in Aestheticism #199

As George Bush remarked in 2005,

"After we built the huge sand barrier around 

Tal Afar, the only serious problem the city faced

 was an infestation of humongous gummy worms."

Ted Cruz Attempts to Connect with Voters by 

Wearing Grub Worm Colony as Mask

Has someone ever thought to ask John Bolton why he

keeps a petrified wooly worm under his nose?

There Is Something Rotten in Dershowitz

Marine Worm Sez: "If it hadn't been for all those illegal 

Hillary voters the Macron campaign imported from 

America, Le Pen would have won."