One minute, Trump says the coronavirus task force

is winding down.  The next, he says it will continue

on indefinitely.  To understand what's going on

 from moment to moment, you must wear

 protective Vacillation Glasses, as he does.

The time that elapses between a Trump flip and a 

Trump flop is getting shorter and shorter.

Trump Reduces Lag Time Between Contradictory Statements 

and Policy Reversals to One Hour

Trump Breaks the 40-Minute

Flip-Flop Barrier

America's Walkbacker-in-Chief

Trump Sets New Flip-Flop Record; Espouses Two

Diametrically-Opposed Positions on Family

Separations in Less Than 60 Minutes

"What does Trump believe in?" is the wrong question. 

"What does Trump believe in on April 18, 2018, at 11:46

 AM EDT, when the temperature is 50° F and the humidity

 is 41%?" is the right question.

Michael Cohen Sez: "People change their positions all the

 time, the way they change their wives."

Karl Marx would be proud.

"Clouds early today, some rain out West, Trump wind

gusts up to 25 mph this afternoon, becoming light 

and variable tonight."

Trump's New Hat After He Flipped His Positions on 

Syria, Russia, China, NATO, Janet Yellen, and 

Steve Bannon

For Trump, we need the equivalent of the National Weather 

Service, so that we can tell which direction his political wind 

will be blowing on any given day.

House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy Deciding 

How to Vote on Office of Congressional Ethics

Which Way Did He Go, Which Way Did He Go?

Jell-O Man Envies Trump's Ability to 

Fit into Every Gelatin Mold Known

to Man

Zorak Speaks #2

"The main problem with the 'Both Sides Fallacy' is there 

are usually more than two sides and Donald Trump 

has taken them all at one time or another."

It took Donald Trump five years to change his mind.  One

can only imagine how long it will take Joe Arpaio to do

the same.

Like a flapjack, Donald Trump takes one side of 

an issue until he's done and then he flips to the 

other side.

Trump Sets New World Record for Number of

Flip-Flops in Contiguous Sentences

And the tablets are made of Trumpstone for easy erasing

and re-carving.