Herschel Walker Sez:  “My bike is not bent 

so anyone can ride my bike."

Emu Phillips Sez:   "When I was a kid I used to pray 

every night for wings.  Instead of wings, God gave me 

a new bicycle.  Have you ever seen a flightless bird

try to ride a bicycle?" 

"So uplifting!" exclaimed the cyclist as he ascended saucerward.

'Ginni Thomas backpedals after House committee asks her

 to testify (after she said she would)'

Is Tucker Carlson backpedaling on Putin?

"You'll look sweet

Upon the seat

Of a bicycle built for two."

Donald Trump Jr. Sez:  "The President rides a stationary bike. 

Oh, that's wonderful!"

Casual Fido Day

Sarko the Giant Falls from Grace

The Mayor of Mar-a-Lago on His

Daily Round

Hippos Believed to Be Getting Closer to Riding Bicycles 

Without Training Wheels

Trump Falls Off the News Cycle

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #8

Trump Hijacks the News Cycle

Reinventing the Velocipede

Big Wheels

America's Walkbacker-in-Chief

Trump Riding the News Cycle

Trump Backpedaling on His Walk-Back 

on Russian Interference

Remember Tom DeLay?  He has a new gig.

"Who's that?"

"Oh, he's just another one of those NRA

gun peddlers."