Some say that Matt Kibbe, President and CEO of 

FreedomWorks, stole his sideburns from the 1970s.

But that couldn't be true, because no one in the

1970s ever grew such absurd sideburns.  No one.

Never Good, Often Bad, and Always Ugly

Fearguth's Rules of Order #57

If you see a FreedomWorks panda 

pandering to fans of Andy Panda 

and Woody Woodpecker, just grin

and bear it.

Would someone please call the SPCA?

It was a day late, but his Valentine's Day

card from FreedomWorks had arrived.

It was the sentiment that counted.

Naughty FreedomWorks Pandas Facing

Disciplinary Action

Warm Scuzzies #370

Matt Kibbe

Dick Armey Diagnosed with a Terminal Case of

Moral Mange

"Yes, Mr. Armey, we here at FreedomWorks are giving

 you $8 million to get the hell out of Dodge.  With that 

much dough, you should be able to catch a ride to 

another galaxy far, far away."

Dick Armey Explaining to Florida Tea Partiers What It

Takes to Place an Order at Denny's

FreedomWorks Lobbyist Receives
Biggus Dickus Award for 2010

"Behold while I play my Invisible Hand Maracas

with FreedomWorks abandon!"

World's Worst Yobs #119
Matt Kibbe

FreedomWorks' Max Pappas says his organization is

so grass roots it is accepting donations as small as

25¢ in order to get its lectern refinished.