Is there a road ahead for Harold Ford?

Yes, but . . .

Having ended his flirtation with a Senate race in

New York, Harold Ford arched his eyebrow and

went to lunch with Spooge McFuck.

Harold Ford, Jr., is only 39 years old. How does someone

this young develop forehead furrows deep enough to plant

enough popcorn to feed a family of five watching Attack

of the Killer Shrews on a Saturday night?

Harold Ford Forced to Breathe Same Air as

Al Sharpton and Kirsten Gillibrand

The Harold Ford Taurus

"When I watched The Dukes of Hazzard as a kid,

I always dreamed I'd grow up to be Boss Hogg's

financial adviser."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #27
Invasion of the Booty Snatcher

DINO's Revenge, or
The Carpetbagger Strikes Back

Remember when F-O-R-D meant 'Fix Or Repair Daily'?

Well, in the case of Harold Ford, it still does.

Definitely Not a Lincoln, Hardly a Ford, More Like a Yugo

Hurricane Dean has devastated the Isle of Carville, Harold's

Fjord, and the DLC Peninsula. Forecasters say it's now a

Category 5 Storm, headed directly toward the Republican

Mainland.