One of the Tastiest Urban Legends

It's Corn Kid!

What You Always Hated to Find in

Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

Corn---It's What's for Dinner

The Madness Must Flow

Joni Ernst, Cornfield Femme Fatale

Like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody

expected the Corncob Lobby.

Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

In their world, no one says, 'Niblets'.

"Criticize me one more time and I'll wish you away to the 

cornfields of Iowa!"

"Old Trumpettes, come blow your horns.

The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn."

Paleontologists have confirmed what has long been 

suspected, viz., that the world's first Brontosaurus

 evolved out of a Trick-or-Treat bag filled with 

uneaten candy corn.

"Are you a flake?" Chris Wallace asked. 

"'High fructose corn syrup'?  Oh,  I've heard

of that!"

Environmentalists Fear New Biotech Corn

Not that long ago they were called 'Crony Capitalists'.  And

then, seemingly overnight, they became 'Corny Capitalists'.

Vote for Mitt Romney!  He believes what

you believe, even if you changed your

opinion about corn-on-the-cob last night!

"Hmmm, that Steve King guy sure looks

like an Iowa corn-packer to me."

Corn Earworm Sez: "Unlike Missouri farmer David

Jungerman, who has received over $1 million in

government subsidies, I am NOT a parasite."

"I live in an Iowa cornfield and, quite frankly,

Steve King scares me to death! He's certifiable!"