How God Knows If You Left the Iron On

Iron Man's Wife, Ironing Woman

She Stood There Ironing

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #185

Ironing Man

Previously Unknown Tillie Olsen Story,

'I Stand Here, Ironing Man!', Published

OK, let's assume we agree that Water-Boarding 

is controversial, maybe even torture.  But 

what about Pizza-Ironing-and-Blowing?

Although just a child, she was already beginning to under-

stand the meaning of the American Dream:  she was one 

of the lucky girls whose parents could afford to own both 

an iron and an ironing board.

Now that the fad of 'Extreme Ironing' has 

come and gone, can you imagine how many 

unemployed 'Extreme Ironers' there are

in the world today?

Wouldn't this make an interesting Olympic sport:  a com-

bination of Extreme Ironing, Planking, and Hang Gliding?

Extreme Ironing is perhaps the most adventurous

manifestation of Rhytiphobia (the fear of wrinkles).