"I'm a member of SPECTRE:  Special Executive for Counter 

Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great 

cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world."

Want to live to 90 like James Bond? Always order your 

martinis shaken, not stirred.

Q is anonymous no more.  He has been

hidden in plain sight in 24 of the 26

James Bond movies.

Trump Sez:  "Our doctors get more money if

somebody dies from COVID.  Think of the

incentive."

Shirley Eaton, the Goldfinger girl,

is 83.

Gadget-Master and His Nasty Bag of Tricks

Do you ever get the feeling that life

is a gigantic conspiracy and that

we're all trapped in an old

James Bond movie?

Donald Trump has been afraid of Roger Stone for years.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #166

Gropinger

Have we reached Peak Cravenness yet?

Trump's Molotov Invests Millions in Remake of

Classic James Bond Film

James Bondage

Ian Fleming described James Bond as having "a cruel-

looking mouth."  The famous author never met Dick Cheney,

but had he, he would have doubtlessly described the former

Vice-President's mouth in the same way.

I Remember Dubya #64

Dubya's moves were sometimes better than

James Bond's.  Here we see him bribing a 

navy commodore using the seldom-seen

'Left Overhand Maneuver'.

Little Known Fact #51

Kronsteen, one of the villains in From Russia with Love,

Dr. Douglas Jackson, a psychiatrist in UFO, and Vladimir

Putin, the President of Russia, are all characters played

by the versatile Polish actor, Vladek Sheybal.

Little Known Fact #34

Cubby Broccoli was a regular guest on TV cooking shows

long before he started making James Bond movies.

Only 8, her idol was James Bond, a heavy smoker, 

and her best friend was a lead-crystal ash tray.

Here in America, we would call the new
Del Monte Daniel-Craig-on-a-Stick a
'Popsicle'. In England, they would call
it an 'Ice Lolly'. Regardless of what you
call it, if you want to lick his Abs of
Steel, you must first grip Daniel's
woody tightly.

For those of us old enough to remember, Honor Blackman
sure looked a whole hell of a lot better in Goldfinger.

What if Sean Connery had been a tortilla

painter instead of James Bond?