Revenuers Stop the Still

 “Liquor stores and bars in North America are 

pulling Russian vodka off their shelves — and in

 some cases, pouring it down the drain — in protest 

of the country’s invasion of Ukraine."

Quebec has a better idea:  require proof of COVID-19

vaccination for all weed and booze purchases.

 Sound familiar?

Over-serving alcohol to over-drinkers: just 

what a teetotaler like Trump would do.

Sounds like Larry Kudlow has been drinking too

much Beefeater Gin.

Want to live to 90 like James Bond? Always order your 

martinis shaken, not stirred.

Trump Threatens to Start Jake Leg Stompers,

the New MAGA Party

Choices, Choices!

A Gibson is one part Dry Vermouth

and six parts Gin.

St. Louis Man Says He Was Only Defending His

Pitcher of Bloody Marys from Thirsty Protesters

When the White House spokesman said Trump was 'obviously 

kidding' when he referred to COVID-19 as 'Kung Flu', the

 119,000 Americans who have died from the disease laughed

 so hard they almost spilled their Mint Juleps.

Now when a bartender says, "Choose your poison," 

it makes a lot more sense.

Doug Collins

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Tom Collins

Shocker!

Son:  "Mom, Dad's acting like a quadruped again."

Mom:  "Pay him no mind, son.  He always behaves that

 way after he's had five shots of Donkey Piss Tequila."

Trump Sez:  "I'm the one calling the shots around here."

Teetotaler-in-Chief Declares ‘American Wine Is

 Better Than French Wine’

Stories with happy endings are so jejune.

Hold My White Russian