Jimmy and Rosalynn in the Land of the Giants

It's truly disconcerting to realize 38% of Americans 

are as deranged as Trump.

"Even Jimmy Carter likes me better than Ted!"

Paul Ryan Sez:  "In 1980 under Jimmy Carter, 330,000 

businesses filed for bankruptcy. Last year, under President 

Obama’s failed leadership, 1.4 million businesses filed 

for bankruptcy."  [The correct numbers are:  43,000 

business bankruptcies in 1980, 47,000 in 2011.  Quite

appropriately, when Ryan uttered this lie, he was using

the gesture known as, 'It takes two hands to handle

a whopper'.]

Is Mitt comfortable that Jimmy Carter would be 

comfortable with a Romney presidency?

Short-Termer

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Separation Between Jimmy Carter and True Christianity

When rightists, Reaganites, and Republicans go to Heaven,

they will undoubtedly be surprised when Jimmy Carter

greets them and welcomes them into his Habitat for the

Hereafter, where everyone will watch Jimmy Carter: Man

From Plains to all eternity.

There's one in every crowd, even at funerals.

"Oh, where have you been,

Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

Oh, where have you been,

Charming Billy?"

"Did you hear, George, what Jimmy Carter said about my

support for you? He said it was 'Abominable. Loyal. Blind.

Apparently subservient'. He's a good example of what the

Nobel Peace Prize does to your manhood. It turns you into

a nancy-boy."

"Yikes! It's the October Surprise! I wish you could see it,

because it's indescribable!"

Spelling Bee Dropout Blames Kofi Annan and Jimmy Carter