Showing posts with label Tyranny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tyranny. Show all posts

Friday, May 06, 2022

"She frequently yells and curses at aides, belittling her 
staff’s intelligence and berating them in front of others."
Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-IN) sounds like a real sweety.

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Total is Trump's favorite cereal.
It's the Breakfast of Tyrants.

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

"I assert executive privilege over everything!"
Adventures in Aestheticism #195

Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Know Your Statues

Saturday, December 01, 2018

Blood Brothers, or
A Rising Tide Lifts All Tyrants

Saturday, February 10, 2018

Jeremy Bentham Sez: "Tyranny and anarchy are never
 far apart."

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

"It’s better to cultivate mutual understanding of each 
other’s fears than try to smooth away the fear of tyranny 
with the grease of apathy," quoth Jonah Goldberg, 
the Burger-Flipping Robot.

Thursday, August 04, 2016

Using Pocket Constitutions to Repel Petty Tyrants
Said to Be More Effective Than Using Crucifixes to 
Evade Vampires

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Tyrant of the Three-Wheelers

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Even Mike Huckabee's cat was dumbfounded
by judicial tyranny.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Kory Watkins and Veronica Dunnachie: she
 later murdered her husband and stepdaughter. 
He is now saying that Joe Straus, the Speaker
of the Texas House of Representatives, "is
a tyrant and should be charged with crimes
against the American people."

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

"I am calling today for the carpet bombing of all Judicial
 Tyrants with copies of the Alabama Constitution!"

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Now that marriage is no longer defended by the federal 
government, Bryan Fischer may now be tempted
to divorce his wife and enter into a polygamous 
relationship with a whole host of gay, incestuous, 
and bestial men.  Such is the fruit of tyranny!

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Can't you sleep better at night knowing the FISA Court
is the last bastion standing between you and tyranny?
Hey, it has rejected .03% of all government surveillance
requests!  What more could you want?

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

The citizens of Nelson, Georgia, now have the right to
be forced to own guns.  To be forced to buy health
insurance is tyranny, but to be forced to buy a
gun is freedom.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Ted Nugent Sez:  "I'm part of a very great 
experiment in self-government where we 
the people determine our own pursuit of 
happiness and our own individual freedom 
and liberty not to be confused with the Barack 
Obama gang who believes in we the sheeple
 and actually is attempting to re-implement
 the tyranny of King George that we esc-
aped from in 1776. And if you want another 
Concord Bridge, I got some buddies."
[Ted claimed to have avoided the Vietnam War
 draft by stopping all physical hygiene, ingesting 
nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi, and 
shitting his pants for days prior to his physical.]

Thursday, July 26, 2012

After Rush Limbaugh praised him for saying that guns are 
"the last form of defense against tyranny," Ice-T responded 
by exclaiming, "He's a racist piece of shit!"  Not to worry:
it's just another gun-lovers' quarrel; they'll quickly kiss
and make up.

Wednesday, May 09, 2012

The Tyranny of Pulitzers: How Jonah Goldberg 
Cheats in the Battle of the Books

Monday, February 13, 2012

"Sheriffs like me are the Ultimate Enforcers of the
Constitution, Protectors Against Government Tyranny,
Brave Oath Keepers, and America's Last Hope."